Alleged outdoorswoman Sarah Palin had them discharging in the aisles Saturday night with her speech to a convention of big game hunters.
“Imagine, though—imagine making life even more miserable for the liberals who want that gun control,” she finally says. “Here’s how I figure it. Remember that weird guy in Wisconsin was so angry, so upset, watching a Palin win slot after slot each week on Dancing With the Stars that he shot Bristol through his TV? He blasted his Panasonic? Well, I’m thinking, ‘Imagine more gun control. Then he’d have to attack his Panasonic with a butter knife.’” …
“My family loves animals in the wild—and also next to the mashed potatoes.” “For most of these frou-frou, chi-chi types, the extent of their experience is in the Tiki Room at Disneyland.” “We eat organic—we just have to shoot it first. And it comes wrapped in fur, not cellophane.”
I’m reminded of an exchange from “The Simpsons”:
Marge: I’m a regular Billy Crystal!
Bart: (sarcastic) You got that right.
Naturally Palin warned that America won’t stay that exceptionally exceptional city on a hill if Obama dares limit high-capacity magazines — a proposal even Dick Cheney supports.
Christian Boone 
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