‘ ‘Tis no man. ‘Tis a remorseless eating machine’

Paging Lionel Hutz:

THIENSVILLE, Wis. – A jumbo-sized restaurant customer is protesting after he was cut off from an all-you-can-eat fish fry near Milwaukee.

At 6 feet 6 inches and 350 pounds, Bill Wisth acknowledges he can pack away more fish than the average guy. But, Wisth wants Chuck’s Place in Thiensville to live up to its all-you-can-eat advertising.

After Wisth ate a dozen pieces of fish last Friday, a waitress refused to bring more. The restaurant says it was running out of fish and patience. They sent Wisth on his way with eight more pieces. Wisth called the village police. And he came back two days later with a picket sign.

Waitress Elizabeth Roeming says the restaurant has tried to work with Wisth over the years, even letting him run a tab that he hasn’t paid off.

Remind you of anyone?


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2 responses to “‘ ‘Tis no man. ‘Tis a remorseless eating machine’”

  1. Jack Straw

    Would it violate his civil rights if the restaurant banned him? Are fat fucks a protected class?

  2. When “The Simpsons” becomes real life…

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