King’s things, an encore

Enjoy this compilation of Larry King’s unintentionally hilarious musings, from 2008-09:

• I don’t know why, but I’ve never been big on cuff links…
• I EAT BLUEBERRIES EVERYDAY AND I AM BETTER OFF FOR IT…
• I HAVE ALWAYS LOVED CHRISTMAS MUSIC AND CAN NEVER GET ENOUGH OF IT…
• IS THERE ANYTHING IN BROADCASTING THAT RYAN SEACREST DOES NOT DO… AND DO WELL…
• I KNOW IT’S A DIGITAL WORLD, BUT I CAN’T STAND DIGITAL WATCHES…
• ONE OF MY FAVORITE COUPLES IS JENNY MCCARTHY & JIM CARREY, AND I’D LOVE TO BE A SHADOW ON THE WALL ANYWHERE THEY ARE…
• I don’t know about you, but I think our election campaigns are TOO SHORT!
• When I put my Citicorp card in the ATM, will money come out?
• I wonder if Native Americans celebrate Thanksgiving – or even if they should?
• There are 3 guarantees in life: death, taxes and Don Rickles’ new book will be funny…