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King’s things, an encore

Enjoy this compilation of Larry King’s unintentionally hilarious musings, from 2008-09:

  • I don’t know why, but I’ve never been big on cuff links…
  • I EAT BLUEBERRIES EVERYDAY AND I AM BETTER OFF FOR IT…
  • I HAVE ALWAYS LOVED CHRISTMAS MUSIC AND CAN NEVER GET ENOUGH OF IT…
  • IS THERE ANYTHING IN BROADCASTING THAT RYAN SEACREST DOES NOT DO… AND DO WELL…
  • I KNOW IT’S A DIGITAL WORLD, BUT I CAN’T STAND DIGITAL WATCHES…
  • ONE OF MY FAVORITE COUPLES IS JENNY MCCARTHY & JIM CARREY, AND I’D LOVE TO BE A SHADOW ON THE WALL ANYWHERE THEY ARE…
  • I don’t know about you, but I think our election campaigns are TOO SHORT!
  • When I put my Citicorp card in the ATM, will money come out?
  • I wonder if Native Americans celebrate Thanksgiving – or even if they should?
  • There are 3 guarantees in life: death, taxes and Don Rickles’ new book will be funny…
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