Obnoxious celebrities

Gallagher Too is a very happy man today

March 26, 2012 // 1 Comment

His brother, who was granted an injunction prohibiting Gallagher Too from smashing watermelons, has retired. Ron Gallagher, now unemployed, was forced to pay Gallagher damages, a dick move that won’t come as a surprise to those of us [...]

Chris Brown is a pathetic shit

February 14, 2012 // 0 Comments

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As is anyone who beats up a woman. No excuses. No pity. But Chris Brown has changed, enablers like Russell Simmons, Rosie O’Donnell and Queen Latifah said. He’s paid his penance. He won’t do it again. Sure. While there were [...]

Things I don’t understand

January 23, 2012 // 0 Comments

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The enduring popularity of Steven Tyler. foursquare. I thought I’d receive some sort of tangible reward for check-ins. Don’t think I’ll be changing my business cards to add “Mayor of Taco Mac.” Wolf Blitzer as a TV [...]