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Friday on Piers Morgan (I’m not making this up), Steven Seagal gives his take on the Trayvon Martin case.
A musical set in the 80s, starring Tom Cruise and Russell Brand, about “two young people chasing their dreams in the big city.”
Besides gushing over the former “90210” prop, the reality show star turned “Today” host defended Jessica Simpson and criticized the new Steve Jobs biopic because she doesn’t like it when … Continue Reading Sarah Palin calls Tori Spelling ‘inspiring’
His brother, who was granted an injunction prohibiting Gallagher Too from smashing watermelons, has retired. Ron Gallagher, now unemployed, was forced to pay Gallagher damages, a dick move that won’t … Continue Reading Gallagher Too is a very happy man today
Rihanna’s father, who recently told his daughter she was looking fat, gives his blessing to her doomed reunion with domestic abuser Chris Brown. He told Heat magazine: ”Chris is a … Continue Reading Is there a man in Rihanna’s life who is not a damn fool?
The co-star of the Dudley Moore classic “Like Father, Like Son” presents the fundamentalist take on America’s founding.
As is anyone who beats up a woman. No excuses. No pity. But Chris Brown has changed, enablers like Russell Simmons, Rosie O’Donnell and Queen Latifah said. He’s paid his … Continue Reading Chris Brown is a pathetic shit
Like father, like son: Oliver Stone’s Son, Defender of Ahmadinejad, Converts to Islam He said criticizing the Iranian government is “like someone coming to your house and saying the father … Continue Reading The useful idiot doesn’t fall far from the tree
I didn’t predict the embarrassing assist from Don Lemming, er, Lemon, but otherwise, I called it: Tomorrow on CNN: Piers Morgan interviews Jermaine Jackson about #WhitneyHouston ‘s death. — ATLmalcontent … Continue Reading Piers Morgan interviewing Jermaine Jackson on CNN, as predicted
Self-proclaimed comedian Gallagher announced Friday he is endorsing Newt Gingrich for president. Gallagher said the former speaker shares his concerns about America’s cultural drift. “Like me, he’s opposed to people … Continue Reading Trump this: Newt secures coveted Gallagher endorsement
Starring SNL alum and tea partier Victoria Jackson:
The enduring popularity of Steven Tyler. foursquare. I thought I’d receive some sort of tangible reward for check-ins. Don’t think I’ll be changing my business cards to add “Mayor of … Continue Reading Things I don’t understand
Russells Brand and Simmons are annoying enough on their own. Now they’ve aligned, annoying me even more.
In retrospect I should have titled this post, “Dude Looks Like an Old Lady.” (via The Regular Guys)