(clip via Christian Nightmares)
Friday on Piers Morgan (I’m not making this up), Steven Seagal gives his take on the Trayvon Martin case.
A musical set in the 80s, starring Tom Cruise and Russell Brand, about “two young people chasing their dreams in the big city.”
Besides gushing over the former “90210” prop, the reality show star turned “Today” host defended Jessica Simpson and criticized the new Steve Jobs biopic because she doesn’t like it when actors are paid to play real people. I guess she’d prefer Jobs portray himself.
His brother, who was granted an injunction prohibiting Gallagher Too from smashing watermelons, has retired. Ron Gallagher, now unemployed, was forced to pay Gallagher damages, a dick move that won’t come as a surprise to those of us who’ve had the misfortune of interviewing the famous prop comic (click first link for details).
Rihanna’s father, who recently told his daughter she was looking fat, gives his blessing to her doomed reunion with domestic abuser Chris Brown. He told Heat magazine: ”Chris is a nice guy and everybody’s entitled to make mistakes in their life – God knows how many I’ve made.” I’m so sick of people pardoning Brown … Continue reading Is there a man in Rihanna’s life who is not a damn fool?
The co-star of the Dudley Moore classic “Like Father, Like Son” presents the fundamentalist take on America’s founding.
As is anyone who beats up a woman. No excuses. No pity. But Chris Brown has changed, enablers like Russell Simmons, Rosie O’Donnell and Queen Latifah said. He’s paid his penance. He won’t do it again. Sure. While there were some insensitive fans who trivialized domestic violence and seemed to welcome a punch in the face from … Continue reading Chris Brown is a pathetic shit
Like father, like son: Oliver Stone’s Son, Defender of Ahmadinejad, Converts to Islam He said criticizing the Iranian government is “like someone coming to your house and saying the father shouldn’t hit the kids,” he said. “Who are we to tell them how to rule their country?” So it’s a bad thing to intervene when … Continue reading The useful idiot doesn’t fall far from the tree
I didn’t predict the embarrassing assist from Don Lemming, er, Lemon, but otherwise, I called it: Tomorrow on CNN: Piers Morgan interviews Jermaine Jackson about #WhitneyHouston ‘s death. — ATLmalcontent (@atlmalcontent) February 12, 2012
Self-proclaimed comedian Gallagher announced Friday he is endorsing Newt Gingrich for president. Gallagher said the former speaker shares his concerns about America’s cultural drift. “Like me, he’s opposed to people naming their girl-children Sam and Toni instead of acceptable names like Evelyn and Betty: Just give her some little lesbian tendencies!” Gingrich would re-open Guantánamo … Continue reading Trump this: Newt secures coveted Gallagher endorsement
Starring SNL alum and tea partier Victoria Jackson:
The enduring popularity of Steven Tyler. foursquare. I thought I’d receive some sort of tangible reward for check-ins. Don’t think I’ll be changing my business cards to add “Mayor of Taco Mac.” Wolf Blitzer as a TV commentator. It takes him 10 minutes to break news, what with all the stammering and qualifiers. The fascination … Continue reading Things I don’t understand
Russells Brand and Simmons are annoying enough on their own. Now they’ve aligned, annoying me even more.
In retrospect I should have titled this post, “Dude Looks Like an Old Lady.” (via The Regular Guys)