Hollywood is officially over

Better add new screens at the Hell Cineplex.

Coming this fall:

  • Footloose
  • The Three Musketeers (featuring a chick this time and Matrix-style special effects; will it include a remake of one of the worst songs of all time from the last Musketeers remake?)
  • A Very Harold and Kumar Christmas
  • Jack and Jill (with Adam Sandler in drag)
  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part I
  • The Muppets
  • New Year’s Eve (a sequel, of sorts, to one of the most godawful pieces of dreck I’ve ever wasted five minutes on, “Valentine’s Day”)
  • Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chip-Wrecked
  • Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol (the Cult of Scientology must need a cash infusion)

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1 Comment on Hollywood is officially over

  1. Heinrich // September 26, 2011 at pm //

    Come on, The Muppets have at least Waldorf and Statler….

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