Better add new screens at the Hell Cineplex.
- Footloose
- The Three Musketeers (featuring a chick this time and Matrix-style special effects; will it include a remake of one of the worst songs of all time from the last Musketeers remake?)
- A Very Harold and Kumar Christmas
- Jack and Jill (with Adam Sandler in drag)
- The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part I
- The Muppets
- New Year’s Eve (a sequel, of sorts, to one of the most godawful pieces of dreck I’ve ever wasted five minutes on, “Valentine’s Day”)
- Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chip-Wrecked
- Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol (the Cult of Scientology must need a cash infusion)
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