I’m sure no one believed those drive-thru employees who claimed they once sold 15 super-sized value meals to Marlon Brando. Cooped up together for 500 miles were three of the … Continue Reading Somewhere, a KFC employee is saying ‘told ya’
The husband of ailing Hollywood socialite and actress Zsa Zsa Gabor was hospitalized after accidentally gluing one of his own eyes shut. Gabor, 93, has been in and out of … Continue Reading Eye wide shut
Follow the link if you can’t see it here. My theory: A very rich Norwegian with a good sense of humor bet a friend that he could gather every living … Continue Reading A has-been convention sings ‘Let it Be’ alongside three creepy Norwegians
I’m guessing this is a first: Jewell’s family was angered by the report and plans to hold a prayer vigil at 7:30 p.m. Thursday in the parking lot of the … Continue Reading don’t be tardy for the prayer vigil
Bobby and Bobbi Bubbles have the most adorable little girl. Smart, too. And, through no fault of her own, a little weird. I’ll take some responsibility for that — along … Continue Reading what do jackee, gene gene the dancing machine and a two-year-old girl have in common?
This explains everything: Hitler HAD only got one ball Not sure what explains the poor grammar in The Sun’s headline. Meanwhile, Georgia congressman Paul Broun is demanding a full investigation … Continue Reading headline du jour
What do Cynthia McKinney, Bigfoot, Peter Sellers and a screaming Japanese man have in common? Inclusion in a “Best of YouTube” retrospective, compiled by yours truly on what must have … Continue Reading a strangely intoxicating collection
If not, better hurry, because International Compost Awareness Week is almost over. The official theme: The Possibilities are Endless … Compost! Not bad, but for next year may I suggest, … Continue Reading have you thanked a pile of shit today?
It’s considered a cinematic abomination by most, but I say any movie that casts Aaron Freeman and Mickey Melchiondo merits respect.