Tag: Tebow
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Godless New Yorkers boo Jesus Jr.
Te-boo! Jets’ QB gets Bronx cheer at Yanks game I can’t help but wonder how Turner Field fans would treat Tim Tebow. Would their love of Jesus overcome their hatred of the Florida Gators? Meanwhile, those eager to interpret Tebow’s Bronx cheer as yet another broadside in the “war on Christianity” are advised to remember […]
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Tebow steals Jesus’ thunder
There’s something untoward about Tim Tebow’s much-hyped appearance at a Texas megachurch this Sunday. Tebow is scheduled to address the Celebration Church in Georgetown, north of Austin. Church spokeswoman Tara Wall told The Associated Press that Tebow reached out to the church about a month ago and said he wanted to speak. People attending the […]
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Upon further review, Tebow is a class act
I’ll always be annoyed by hero worship, but the overhyped Broncos QB can’t be blamed for that. He deserves considerable credit, however, for this: Every week, Tebow picks out someone who is suffering, or who is dying, or who is injured. He flies these people and their families to the Broncos game, rents them a […]
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Theme song to one of worst movies ever made rewritten to salute overhyped QB
Yes, it’s come to this: John Parr has re-recorded “St. Elmo’s Fire” as “Tim Tebow’s Fire.” When I say “St. Elmo’s Fire” is one of the worst movies ever made I mean it. I’d rank it behind only “Very Bad Things.” Let’s recap: Mare Winningham in a girdle Rob Lowe playing the sax Andrew McCarthy […]
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If you’re not sick of Tim Tebow yet you will be
THROWS FOR 3:16 YARDS… Though I’ve never been a big fan of proselytizing jocks Tebow seems like a decent enough fellow — I’ll take him over that asshole Ben Roethlisberger any day. It’s the Tebow acolytes I can’t stand, those who’ve turned him into a litmus test for their Christian persecution complex. Makes you wonder […]
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Bachmann plays the Tebow card
Two months ago I asked, “How Long Before the GOP Candidates Start Tebowing?” Answer:
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