My new crusade (by activist I mean the people seen below). Activists with rational, selfless aims are excluded; activists who employ human microphones are not.
Bocephus, fired as the Monday Night Football balladeer after comparing Obama to Hilter, plays the martyr. “After reading hundreds of e-mails, I have made MY decision,” he wrote. “By pulling my opening Oct 3rd, You (ESPN) stepped on the Toes of *The First Amendment Freedom of Speech, so therefore Me, My Song, and All My … Continue reading Another tea partier ignorant of the Constitution
“Compromise is what’s led us to the mess we’re in right now. We can’t compromise our way out of this,” U.S. Rep. Tom Graves, R-Ranger, said in a Wednesday morning C-SPAN defense of his decision to oppose the Boehner plan. And only I know the way out. Sounds like a dictatorial mindset to me.
This tweet was sent by a tea partier to Rep. Phil Gingrey after the Gang of Six plan was unveiled: PLEASE run against Saxby Chambliss! Pragmatism is killing the Republic!
The HEAD of Tea Party Nation is a conspiratorial jackass. That’s being polite. Obama is taking credit for this. He did give the order. Did he really have a choice? If word leaked out that he had solid intelligence on where Bin Laden was and did not act, it would have killed any chance he … Continue reading Un-American assholes
Edina Monsoon’s speech would be a hit with tea partiers. Hell, I sort of like it.
Courtesy of the Democrats’ secret weapon, tea party queen Michele Bachmann: “When you add it all up — I’m a former federal tax lawyer — when you add up the tax burden on today’s kids — and I believe this is a low estimate — they are looking at in their peak years, at having … Continue reading The crazy, dishonest approach to fixing the deficit
Fuck civility — this woman’s a moron.
How pronounced are our partisan divisions? We can’t even agree that stomping on a woman’s neck and giving her a concussion is wrong. Or is there a waiver when that woman is a liberal activist? The woman, 23-year-old Lauren Valle from Washington D.C., appeared to be following a specific set of instructions detailed on MoveOn.org’s website … Continue reading Teabagging redneck who stomped annoying woman demands apology
The brown people are coming to rape your women and kill your children, warns wingnut Sharron Angle. The Willie Horton ad is tame in comparison. I’m surprised Angle didn’t advocate a “Second Amendment remedy” to combat those menacing Mexicans. “What is a little bit disconcerting and concerning is the inability for sporting goods stores to keep … Continue reading Willie Horton on steroids
Most Tea Party candidates simply refuse to talk to the press, preferring reporters “ask the questions we want to answer, so that they report the news the way we want it reported.” That’s what “Fox and Friends” is for. Alaska senatorial candidate Joe Miller does them one better. The Alaska Senate race erupted Sunday night … Continue reading Attack the media — literally
First, reporters discovered that Delaware GOP Senate nominee Christine O’Donnell did not attend Oxford University, despite her claims to the contrary. And now Claremont Graduate University says O’Donnell never attended its institution. … O’Donnell also claims to have attended Oxford University, but after that claim was reported by AOL News, the school said she hadn’t … Continue reading Why does college football have higher standards than the GOP?
The Republicans are losing their minds.
Screamingly unfunny nativist drivel:
When your movement is instrumental in securing nominations for the likes of Sharron Angle and, perhaps, Christine O’Donnell (the “o” is not for orgasm, read below), I know all I need to know. This from the conservative Weekly Standard: Citing “Mental Anguish,” Christine O’Donnell Sought $6.9 Million in Gender Discrimination Lawsuit Against Conservative Group …and … Continue reading I’ll respect the tea party when they stop respecting idiots