Rednecks making crude pronouncements on Facebook

Source: 45-year-old Southern gal

Smoke pot wen u wake up… Ha Ha…start 4:20 early… Its a gr8 thing .. Weed i mean.. did i really jus post that … YEP DAMN SURE DID.. O MY IMAGINE THAT.. LMAO..

That pic of my biscuits looks really good rite now ..LOL.. MAYBE WIT SUM SAUSAGE GRAVY 2 POUR OVER TOP…yep now im talkin bussiness Bet hell thats a Bank it 4 real…YUMMY..:-O:-P

CrAzEeE girl… Jus add coffee n bud… A WIRED STONER…really tho im completley harmless…a lil old school maybe 2…dont call me a hyparcrite tho… I aint hiding from a thing n yeah i smoke a lil weed and woship God.. im real bout it unlike sum closet fake people…thing here is i dont care wat u say much less wat u think… Thatll never change…..

Hey Fam.. Got a question… Wat do ya think the neighbors mite say if i blast sum DARK LOTUS… SEXY… AT MY TIME 8:40 AM… HA HA IM FIXIN 2 FIND OUT…. SING IT WITH ME… BITCH IM THE SEXIEST KILLA U KNOW COME EQUIPT WITH AN AXE N SOME LOVE HANDLES… VAMPIRE OUT THE WATER STR8 2 LAND… i love violent jay n his little background comments . Haha gr8 shit…hes like can i get a head shot… Lemme c them titties….WICKID WEDNESDAY.. WHOOP WHOOP MCL…THATS ALL OF U HATCHET SWINGIN HOMIES…

I’d follow @BlackLarryKing to the pits of Hell

The least you could do is follow him on Twitter:

Things I don’t understand

The enduring popularity of Steven Tyler.

foursquare. I thought I’d receive some sort of tangible reward for check-ins. Don’t think I’ll be changing my business cards to add “Mayor of Taco Mac.”

Wolf Blitzer as a TV commentator. It takes him 10 minutes to break news, what with all the stammering and qualifiers.

The fascination w/ Beyonce. She’s as programmed as Romneytron.

How this video is NOT a parody. (They were “discovered” by boy band alum Lance Bass — in the cheesiest gay bar in Orlando, apparently.)

Rednecks making pointless declarations on Facebook

An excerpt from my forthcoming Tumblr site:

I cuss i drink i mite even burn me one ifn i take a notion .. Im as real as it gets str8 up.. Dont care wat people say wat they think or wat they do…never have i been a gold digger or bout bling bling.. I believe in God i love my family and i appreciate the lil things in life…sumtimes i am relentlessly persistant ..cant leave well enough alone n my mouth tends 2 over ride my ass. In spite of it all this girl finds somethin 2 smile about every single day ….wat it is . How i do it . As a person u can bet im str8 up 100% …..:-)

Source: 44-year-old Southern gal

Arianna better start paying her bloggers

Today’s featured HuffPo bloggers prove you get what you (don’t) pay for:

Elizabeth Berkley

Answer: Was I conceived during the making of Showgirls?

A suicide in 140 characters or less

Not surprisingly, Carlos Estevez is involved.

Last night, 22-year-old Kacey Jordan—the woman best known for smoking crack with Charlie Sheen, suggesting she aborted Sheen’s baby, and winning Howard Stern’s “Charlie Sheen Porn Star Pageant”—locked herself in a hotel room in Chicago and, over the course of five hours, tweeted a bizarre, long cry for help

I yield the culture to sci-fi geeks

Do I have a choice?

I was just informed of the inspiration for the popular hashtag (God I feel smarmy) #Hothlanta. Sayeth Wikipedia: In the fictional universe of Star Wars, Hoth is the sixth planet of a remote system of the same name. It is a world blanketed by snow and ice.

I proudly claim no knowledge of or interest in pretend universes. Most people used to think that way. We should be the ones with most popular hashtag (gross).

I warned you people, back in 2003

Remember the Star Trek juror, the Arkansas woman who wore a Starfleet uniform during the Whitewater trial? Yes, we all had a good laugh at her expense. Little did we know that within five years she’d be among Hollywood’s most prized demographic. Without warning, a confederacy of geeks has taken over the popular culture.

Thank you, Billy Zabka

Blogging host WordPress just crunched my 2010 numbers:

The Louvre Museum has 8.5 million visitors per year. This blog was viewed about 110,000 times in 2010. If it were an exhibit at The Louvre Museum, it would take 5 days for that many people to see it.

That’s good to hear, though I’m sure those Louvre visitors came away underwhelmed.

Your busiest day of the year was January 5th with 966 views. The most popular post that day was Cap du jour, 80s pin-up edition.

The subject of that post? Quintessential 80s mean girl Billy Zabka, who, surprisingly enough, played a character named Chas only once. His first film role was in “Valley Girl” as “Boy helping with prom decorations.”

Pointless year in review presents … 2010’s worst use of social media

originally published 1/31/2010

Cancel CNN’s Twitter account — that’s 140 characters or less. They just don’t know when to stop.

The network’s SOTU coverage included John King reading such insightful Tweets as “Go Obama, let’s do it!” and “This is painful to watch.” Indeed, CNN’s incessant pandering to technology is painful to endure. No one cares what Duane from Omaha thinks.

Unfortunately we should expect more mindlessness, as King and that infernal touch-screen board get their own weeknight show. CNN has already given Rick Sanchez, the journalistic equivalent of a Tweet, a second hour in the afternoons.

That time would be better spent reading Larry King’s Twitter feed: “What is it with people who don’t use turn signals?!?”

The Cuban Ted Baxter had quite a year. Admit it. You miss him.