Top 5 reasons The Masters suck

Golf Tiger Woods Inc. and the other humorless automatons who dominate the tour The hushed, reverential tones of Jim Nantz, as if he’s broadcasting from heaven’s gate Hootie Johnson and the other Foghorn Leghorns who run Augusta National Golf

Smugness kills

It certainly doesn’t help your cause. Alex Massie writes, “Watch it and see if you don’t feel like starting your own oil company or burning anything you can just because you can.”

Point being?

A Sunday profile, on Snooki? Really? Time to take your nose out of the air, New York Times.