Pro baller Carmelo Anthony congratulated himself Saturday for dealing with distractions he created after turning down a $64.7 million contract … Continue reading Self-absorbed pro athlete du jour
“Tomorrow I meet Sarah Palin for the first time. I’m actually a little nervous as she is one of the … Continue reading Pointless year in review presents … 2010’s best imitation of a parody
A breathtaking display of self-pity and self-aggrandizement: I guess this cancels out Gay Fish‘s celebrated “mea culpa” from a few … Continue reading Meet the world’s most self-absorbed 12yo girl
What a surprise — former Miss California Carrie Prejean stole the show at the Value Voters Summit this weekend. Prior … Continue reading what is it about conservatives and dim, self-pitying egomaniacs?
I used to like Brett Farve. Used to. Too bad Lawrence Taylor can’t come out of retirement and end this … Continue reading confessions of a 39-year-old drama queen
Self-absorption reaches new heights — from a familiar source.
All this Paris Hilton talk has reminded me of another spoiled brat. She was an old friend of mine and … Continue reading “Oh my God. My arms are falling off my body”
Charles Pierce goes where few sportswriters dare in an article comparing LeBron James to MJ: Jordan wrote the book on … Continue reading Slamming Michael Jordan
He knows me so well: You are still mad that you couldn’t be head cheerleader, aren’t you? Well, I didn’t … Continue reading Zinged by Duane