Pro baller Carmelo Anthony congratulated himself Saturday for dealing with distractions he created after turning down a $64.7 million contract extension. “I think it takes a strong-willed person, a strong-minded … Continue Reading Self-absorbed pro athlete du jour
“Tomorrow I meet Sarah Palin for the first time. I’m actually a little nervous as she is one of the only people that I can see that can possibly lead … Continue Reading Pointless year in review presents … 2010’s best imitation of a parody
A breathtaking display of self-pity and self-aggrandizement: I guess this cancels out Gay Fish‘s celebrated “mea culpa” from a few months back.
What a surprise — former Miss California Carrie Prejean stole the show at the Value Voters Summit this weekend. Prior to choking up, Prejean explained how she knew her answer … Continue Reading what is it about conservatives and dim, self-pitying egomaniacs?
I used to like Brett Farve. Used to. Too bad Lawrence Taylor can’t come out of retirement and end this soap opera once and for all.
Self-absorption reaches new heights — from a familiar source.
All this Paris Hilton talk has reminded me of another spoiled brat. She was an old friend of mine and Miss Ellie’s. She was very, very dramatic. The headline above … Continue Reading “Oh my God. My arms are falling off my body”
Charles Pierce goes where few sportswriters dare in an article comparing LeBron James to MJ: Jordan wrote the book on how to become a wildly popular and successful athlete without … Continue Reading Slamming Michael Jordan
He knows me so well: You are still mad that you couldn’t be head cheerleader, aren’t you? Well, I didn’t have a picnic in school either. The interesting thing is, … Continue Reading Zinged by Duane