Pass the rolls!

November 26, 2015 // 0 Comments

Thanksgiving always brings back memories of my step-grandfather Ralph, a pathological liar who I’m fairly certain was in the witness protection program. (He looked the part, and his surname was [...]

Thanksgiving in Toomsboro

November 24, 2011 // 0 Comments

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I’ve written about my paternal grandfather (not to be confused with my infamous step-grandfather) before. Pop Pop Boone was a master storyteller with incredibly bad judgment and questionable [...]

My sister’s rehearsal dinner

October 18, 2011 // 2 Comments

When my older sister married her husband, families from opposite ends of the good fortune chain uncomfortably merged. His was born into old money; hers (mine) born in holes, equipped with shovels. [...]

Deceptions (best of)

September 13, 2011 // 0 Comments

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I’ve written before about the coffee table Bible and the prudish stripper, my two most ingenious fibs. Today I was reminded of two others. Roughly 12 years ago today my friend Ms. Ellie was [...]

Miley Cyrus is SEO friendly

August 3, 2011 // 0 Comments

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I’ve been invited to a speak to a group of bloggers tonight during one of the Malcontent’s more pronounced lulls. Perhaps I’ll speak on selecting a new template, aka Redesigning [...]

How did I end up here?

June 19, 2011 // 1 Comment

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I’ve found myself in some strange places over the years, including: Kate Jackson‘s bed, minus Kate Jackson; An “old-fashioned cross burning” at the home of Howard [...]

Are gays catching on?

June 10, 2011 // 0 Comments

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A certain nurse won’t like it, but my views on gay pride (here and here) no longer exist in a vacuum. Would gay pride parades be more effective if participants wore suits and street clothes, [...]

The Rapture and me

May 19, 2011 // 1 Comment

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Despite accepting the “invitation to receive Christ” on more than one occasion, I wasn’t convinced of my salvation. I was only 11, after all — unprepared to handle the [...]
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