Tag: Noted & Quoted
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Noted & Quoted, sane conservative edition
George F. Will was underwhelmed by the GOP establishment’s muted reaction to the Rush Limbaugh imbroglio. “Well, it would have been nice if [GOP leaders] shared that with the larger public,” Will said. “Instead, Mr. Boehner said that Rush’s language was inappropriate. Using a salad fork for your entree — that is inappropriate. Rick Santorum…
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Confessions of a megalomaniac
“Not everyone agrees with me. I don’t know why but not everyone agrees with me. Eventually they will.” —Michele Bachmann, speaking Saturday before a Lutheran congregation in Iowa
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Noted & Quoted, bullshit macho posturing edition
Rick Perry brags about Alabama Southwest, from his cleverly titled bio-screed, “Fed Up”: “Texans, on the other hand, elect folks like me. You know the type, the kind of guy who goes jogging in the morning, packing a Ruger .380 with laser sights and loaded with hollow-point bullets, and shoots a coyote that is threatening…
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Noted & Quoted, apology accepted edition
An American Muslim is tired of apologizing for 9/11. Nickleback is planning on releasing another album. Should I ask white people to apologize for that?
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Noted & Quoted, amnesia edition
Fox News host Eric Bolling pulled a Rudy Giuliani on Wednesday, asserting that there were no terrorist attacks on “American soil” during President Bush’s term in office. More proof that Bolling is a moron:
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Noted & Quoted, the wisdom of Barkley
“First of all, every player has played with gay guys,” [Charles] Barkley told 106.7 The Fan, adding that any player who says he hasn’t is “a stone-freakin’ idiot.” “It bothers me when I hear these reporters and jocks get on TV and say: ‘Oh, no guy can come out in a team sport. These guys…
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