Tag: morons
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Newt secures major endoresment
As John Rocker goes (not to mention Gary Busey), so goes the nation: “I have always loved Newt Gingrich. He is an absolute genius; just a marksman in historical value of pretty much anything you want to discuss,” Rocker told Mike Silva on 1240 AM WGBB on Sunday. “He’s got obviously the intelligence, he’s got the experience. I don’t necessarily…
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Rick Perry is the dumbest man ever to run for president
A bold statement, but the evidence is overwhelming. “No greater example of it than this administration sending millions of dollars into the solar industry, and we lost that money,” Perry began. “I want to say it was over $500 million that went to the country Solynda.” I’m surprised Perry didn’t point out how Solynda is…
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Georgia’s stupidest doctor strikes again
Paul Broun, who repeatedly compared Obama to Hitler and says ignorant things every time he opens his mouth, stays true to form. Cut, Cap and Balance also would have raised the debt ceiling, which is why Broun opposed it, his spokeswoman Meredith Griffanti said. “He’s actually not going to vote for any bill that raises…
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Noted & Quoted, amnesia edition
Fox News host Eric Bolling pulled a Rudy Giuliani on Wednesday, asserting that there were no terrorist attacks on “American soil” during President Bush’s term in office. More proof that Bolling is a moron:
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Speaking of people I don’t want to have dinner with …
John Rocker, a titanic asshole without peer, is writing his biography (self-published). Pimping his upcoming tome in Atlanta magazine, Rocker says he rarely speaks with reporters, adding, “I’ve sworn off doing print interviews.” Jeff Schultz quips, “In Rocker’s world, I guess this means a magazine doesn’t qualify as print.” Like most blowhards, it appears Rocker…