Tag: idiocracy
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Sarah Palin calls Tori Spelling ‘inspiring’
Besides gushing over the former “90210” prop, the reality show star turned “Today” host defended Jessica Simpson and criticized the new Steve Jobs biopic because she doesn’t like it when actors are paid to play real people. I guess she’d prefer Jobs portray himself.
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It’s pronounced learnd
From The Learning Channel, which brought us the Sarah Palin reality show, comes this latest exercise in pointless tedium: Watch Extreme Couponing: Midnight MadnessSunday, Jan. 29 @ 10/9c to see four couponers battle crowds to get the best savings on Black Friday. Extreme Couponing follows savvy shoppers as they plan and plot their way to unbelievable savings.…
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Opportunistic igmo feuds with overbearing Brit (and the most revealing Piers Morgan quote ever)
Christine O’Donnell, the poor woman’s Sarah Palin, steals a page from her mentor’s playbook to propagate the year’s most irrelevant feud. Both shameless panderers to attention for its own sake, Christine O’Donnell and Piers Morgan are clearly a match made in heaven. This morning, having slowly walked off Morgan’s CNN show two nights ago, O’Donnell…
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When will the GOP become intolerant of ignorance?
“What people recognize is that there’s a fear that the United States is in an unstoppable decline. They see the rise of China, the rise of India, the rise of the Soviet Union and our loss militarily going forward,” Bachmann said on Jay Sekulow’s radio show.
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Dumb-ass Americans
Three more cheers for the American education system (via Shit My Students Write): The rebel and onion armies showed grose negligence by having many of their battles right inside national parks, like Gettysburg. Although I am my own person, my relationship with my girlfriend of two and a half years has lead to a significant…
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The party of Lincoln is now the party of Oliver Stone
Congratulations to the 47 percent of Republicans who, according to the latest CBS News/New York Times poll, believe Barack Obama was not born in America (only 32 percent think the president is legitimate): You are now officially a conspiracy theorist, no longer burdened by rationality and facts. Better watch it, nefarious schemers, because a plurality of…
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