Tag: conservative blowhards
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Rush Limbaugh has officially gone around the bend
Paranoia is a side effect of Oxycontin addiction. Just saying. Limbaugh says he was about a quarter mile away from his home, and while using his iPhone with a voice-transcription feature that turns spoken words into printed text, a mysterious message suddenly showed up. Limbaugh says the sentence read: “Obama’s minions are taking over and…
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Are ’80 to 85 percent’ of conservatives racist?
I don’t think so, but, according to World Nut Daily columnist Vox Day, roughly 4 out of 5 commenters on conservative blogs have expressed solidarity with shit-canned National Review columnist John Derbyshire, author of a recent column that could easily be mistaken for a David Duke polemic — only literate. But it’s inarguably racist, as evident in…
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Obama mimics Limbaugh
US President Barack Obama on Monday challenged the “unelected” Supreme Court not to take the “extraordinary” and “unprecedented” step of overturning his landmark health reform law. Sounds like something Rusty Limbo would say. A constitutional lawyer knows better. Related articles Obama Asks ‘Unelected’ Supreme Court Not To Take Extraordinary Step Of Overturning Health Care Law…
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Noted & Quoted, sane conservative edition
George F. Will was underwhelmed by the GOP establishment’s muted reaction to the Rush Limbaugh imbroglio. “Well, it would have been nice if [GOP leaders] shared that with the larger public,” Will said. “Instead, Mr. Boehner said that Rush’s language was inappropriate. Using a salad fork for your entree — that is inappropriate. Rick Santorum…
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Rush Limbaugh is a morbidly obese drug addict
Might as well play the game on the fat buffoon’s terms. Rush Limbaugh called the woman who was denied the right to speak at a controversial contraception hearing a “slut” on Wednesday.
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Conservative conspiracy du jour
Rush Limbaugh says Rick Santorum is the victim of a liberal conspiracy merely because Democrats are using the fundamentalist Christian’s words against him. “The whole point of this contraception stuff [that] started last week is to make sure that if Santorum get this Republican nomination, that’s what he’s going to be known for, and of…