You may not agree that Annette Bening’s performance was ridiculously over the top, or that the script was condescending and implausible. But you’re not going to defend this. Are you?
Vote for Paul “Pits of Hell” Broun — he’ll get things done in Washington. The only new law that I would like to see is one that makes English the official language of America. Vote for Phil “Magnum” Gingrey — he won’t let your teen turn gay. Will we condone Karen Handel’s vote for YouthPride … Continue reading The Georgia Senate race is as lowbrow as you’d expect
Rep. Louie Gohmert currently on the House floor just compared anti-gay marriage Christians being called "haters" to Nazi Germany — Wesley Lowery (@WesleyLowery) May 9, 2014
Meet Tye Marini. He wants to have a pretend same-sex fiancee. But in a cruel twist of social injustice, Nintendo’s new life simulator game, Tomodachi Life, doesn’t recognize gay unions. So, like any hero would, Marini is staging a hashtag protest, #Miiquality. “I want to be able to marry my real-life fiancé’s Mii [the digital avatar used in … Continue reading #MostPatheticHashtagCrusadeEver
@BLK responds to the obsequious twat’s attacks on Larry King. #My2cents: @CNN should send @piersmorgan to the bottom of the Indiana Ocean to find that missing airplane — Black Larry King (@BlackLarryKing) May 9, 2014
How long before miserable human being Rush Limbaugh blames Obama for his Oxycontin addiction? “I just think this is pathetic. I’m just stunned. We got 300 Nigerian girls kidnapped by an Al Qaeda group, and nobody cared or talked about it for a while, Hillary [Clinton] wouldn’t call ‘em a terror group. Now all of … Continue reading Bet he’d be fine with #BringBackOurFatWhiteGuy
“A Fragile Trust: Plagiarism, Power and Jayson Blair at The New York Times”: A first-rate documentary about a true sociopath reveals just how much Blair got away with while working for the paper of record. In one year alone, he had 23 corrections. Blair still seems unable to take complete responsibility for his egregious behavior. … Continue reading The Malcontent recommends …
I was never a fan of “Night Court” but even I even feel a little sorry for Harry Anderson, now reduced to playing a smug atheist professor in a new movie produced by the same group that runs the Creation Museum. Christian rock or Christian cinema: Which is worse?
Donald Sterling is a bigot who got what he deserved. But the over-reaction to his comments reveals how fucking soft, and emotionally trigger-happy, we’ve become. For instance, an ESPN reporter said that, in first game played after Sterling’s racist musings went public, Clippers center DeAndre Jordan was in a “catatonic state.” He scored zero points … Continue reading Donald Sterling exposed more than his own ignorance
Erykah Badu, for singing “Happy Birthday” to an African despot who, according to Amnesty International, “is a kleptocrat who lives in the lap of obscene luxury while most of his countrymen toil in abject poverty for less than $2 a day.” More appalling was the preposterous, self-pitying defense Badu mounted on social media. “All the … Continue reading The J-Lo Award for Shameless Greed goes to …
Consistent with my need to inflict unnecessary pain upon myself, I listened to a radio interview with that dipshit Cameron Diaz and the cloying, squeaky voiced wife of Tim Allen-loving bromance auteur Judd Apatow. They talked about their girls outing to northern California with Drew Barrymore, a trip that, had I been on, would’ve ended … Continue reading Cameron Diaz has written a book about pubic hair
According to a proclamation commemorating Confederate History Month signed by Georgia’s corrupt governor, the racist traitors who fought for the 1 percent’s right to own slaves were “great leaders.” But hey, John Rocker likes him, calling Deal “one of the top governors in all of America” after the Republican incumbent signed Georgia’s absurd “guns everywhere” … Continue reading Judge him by his heroes, and his fans
Of course Donald Sterling is a racist asshole, but those suggesting the Clippers refuse to take the court or fans boycott their games are being ridiculous. Why should anyone but Sterling be held responsible for his ignorance? Basketball legend Kareem Abdul-Jabbar puts the Sterling imbroglio in the proper context: He was discriminating against black and … Continue reading Kareem gets it right
The NRA chairman doubles as leader of the white conservative victim class, bemoaning the “loss” of freedoms in America when his organization gets everything they fucking want, rationality be damned. “Gun rights, where we are right now in this country, have become a metaphor for a feeling it’s kind of all slipping away,” he continued. … Continue reading Is there a bigger dick than Wayne LaPierre?
Nevada rancher Cliven Bundy, hero to the Hannity crowd, sticks his boot up his ass and into his mouth: “I want to tell you one more thing I know about the Negro,” he said. Mr. Bundy recalled driving past a public-housing project in North Las Vegas, “and in front of that government house the door … Continue reading Shocked to hear racism from anti-government militant