Category: Religion
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Why lapsed Southern Baptists of a certain age appreciate ‘Lost in Space’
If you were raised Baptist in the South, you likely spent about 260 hours a year in church. For most Protestants, noon Sunday is the longest time before more church, but not Baptists. By the time you got home from lunch at Po’ Folks or Morrison’s it was time to go back to church — Sunday…
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‘God said to Noah there’s going to be a floody, floody …’
Witness hip hop evangelism with a Disney twist in this Christian alternative to “High School Musical.” Jesus must be so embarrassed. Cue Hank Hill: “Can’t you see you’re not making Christianity better, you’re just making rock and roll worse?”
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Onion du jour
Pope Vows To Get Church Pedophilia Down To Acceptable Levels April 5, 2010 | ISSUE 46•14 Pope Benedict XVI explains which types of slow, deliberate touching the church deems inappropriate.
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noted and quoted, evil pastor edition
“Something happened a long time ago in Haiti, and people might not want to talk about it,” Robertson said on his Christian Broadcasting Network show. “They were under the heel of the French … and they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said, ‘We will serve you if you’ll get us…
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helps communion wafers go down easy
From Amazon.com we learn that customers who bought communion wafers also purchased Astroglide (via BuzzFeed)
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