In case you missed it … ♦Beyonce, blander than unflavored yogurt, somehow tilted the earth’s axis by unexpectedly releasing a … Continue reading The week in stupid: Beyonce, birthers and Chris Brown as Black Jesus
Russell Simmons, who in 2011 scolded us for “dragging (Chris Brown) away from his art,” just wrote the year’s most … Continue reading Someone give Russell Simmons a box of Kleenex
You can tell the senator from Texas is a real hunter by the department store belt he’s sporting.
Idiots show their support for asshole who beats up women.
Was talking to Steve King and Steve Stockman walked by and shouted “Steve King for President!” This is life now … Continue reading
Don’t let the headline fool you — I don’t make excuses for arrogant pricks who beat up women. I leave … Continue reading Chris Brown is a product of our times
She sure has it rough. “I think it’s different when you have an office job, because it’s routine and, you … Continue reading It’s okay to hate on Gwyneth Paltrow (UPDATED)
Ted Cruz, in his bid to become a one-man branch of government, actually said this Tuesday as the U.S. Senate … Continue reading Pot to kettle: F*** you!
Note that this list was compiled by Townhall.com, a conservative website. Three talk show hosts are in the Top 10: … Continue reading List of most influential conservatives says it all
Sarah Palin on Tuesday announced she has signed onto the effort to defund Obamacare, calling it a “beast” that must … Continue reading Conclusive evidence that defunding Obamacare is a dumb idea
This is what happens when you spend too much time — which in this case would be 1 minute — … Continue reading A thesis script too far
There’s an unmistakable template for socially conscious videos featuring politically active celebs, from the “Give Peace a Chance” reboot on … Continue reading Solemn celebrities sermonizing smugly
As longtime readers of the Malcontent know, I’m not a fan of the “Milk” screenwriter — an acquaintance from my … Continue reading Dustin Lance Black confirms everything I told you about Dustin Lance Black
My response to any white guy who wonders why this particular slur is off-limits: Are you that ignorant of history? … Continue reading Tim Allen is mad he can’t say the ‘N-word’
Nothing like winning gracefully — idiot Ted Nugent, who ranks ahead of the Matador as Detroit’s most lamentable export, thinks Robert … Continue reading Advice from the self-proclaimed patriot who shit his pants to avoid military service