Was talking to Steve King and Steve Stockman walked by and shouted “Steve King for President!” This is life now — daveweigel (@daveweigel) October 7, 2013

Pot to kettle: F*** you!

Ted Cruz, in his bid to become a one-man branch of government, actually said this Tuesday as the U.S. Senate debated funding the government: “There is a tendency in this town toward brinksmanship, towards pointing to events that can cause instability and uncertainty and using them to try to get your way.” Related articles Cruz … Continue reading Pot to kettle: F*** you!

A thesis script too far

This is what happens when you spend too much time — which in this case would be 1 minute — pondering the significance of a fame-starved moron’s performance at an awards show.  But the shock that Cyrus was peddling wasn’t sex. It was all about race. Cyrus has spent a lot of time recently toying … Continue reading A thesis script too far

Dustin Lance Black confirms everything I told you about Dustin Lance Black

As longtime readers of the Malcontent know, I’m not a fan of the “Milk” screenwriter — an acquaintance from my Hollywood days who was equally smug and humorless. Now comes word that Dusty Black will write a miniseries for ABC that “will be based on and told from [his] background and experiences as a gay … Continue reading Dustin Lance Black confirms everything I told you about Dustin Lance Black

Advice from the self-proclaimed patriot who shit his pants to avoid military service

Nothing like winning gracefully — idiot Ted Nugent, who ranks ahead of the Matador as Detroit’s most lamentable export, thinks Robert Zimmerman should sue Trayvon Martin’s parents. Trayvon Martin’s vicious attack on George Zimmerman and Martin’s tragic death have no doubt surely dragged Mr. Zimmerman through 18 months of untold emotional hell, pain, distress, anguish, fatigue, nightmares and … Continue reading Advice from the self-proclaimed patriot who shit his pants to avoid military service

‘The black Larry David’

That’s how Kanye West referred to himself when pitching a improvised sitcom to HBO. As this clip demonstrates, the “comedy” was generated by Yehovah’s indignation when people fail to recognize his genius. Imagine “Gay Fish,” un-animated and unfunny.