Russell Simmons, who in 2011 scolded us for “dragging (Chris Brown) away from his art,” just wrote the year’s most embarrassing mash note: The Genius That Is Kanye West by … Continue reading Someone give Russell Simmons a box of Kleenex
Idiots show their support for asshole who beats up women.
Was talking to Steve King and Steve Stockman walked by and shouted “Steve King for President!” This is life now
— daveweigel (@daveweigel) October 7, 2013
Don’t let the headline fool you — I don’t make excuses for arrogant pricks who beat up women. I leave that to the media enablers who Chris Brown awards and … Continue reading Chris Brown is a product of our times
She sure has it rough.
“I think it’s different when you have an office job, because it’s routine and, you know, you can do all the stuff in the morning and then you come home in the evening,” said the polarizing Paltrow. “When you’re shooting a movie, they’re like, ‘We need you to go to Wisconsin for two weeks,’ and then you work 14 hours a day and that part of it is very difficult. I think to have a regular job and be a mom is not as, of course there are challenges, but it’s not like being on set.”
“Some days I feel like everyone in my world has plugged themselves into my kidneys. I’m so tired.”
“I think that women, especially women in my job, come to me because they know I’m very loving and nonjudgmental and I’m not competitive, and I’ve been through a lot.” [Harper’s]
“Having survived her 10th London winter (she got through January by assigning it “international month,” and amusing Moses and his big sister, Apple, 9, with a visiting Italian chef, Japanese anime screenings, and hand-rolled-sushi lessons, no less), Paltrow admits that her dreams of relocating the family to their recently acquired residence in Brentwood, California, are becoming ever more urgent. [Harper’s Bazaar]
On taking a retreat to Sedona, Arizona:
“I’ll never forget it. I was starting to hike up the red rocks, and honestly, it was as if I heard the rock say: ‘You have the answers. You are your teacher.’ I thought I was having an auditory hallucination.”
Go here for 41 more odious Paltrow quotes.
Ted Cruz, in his bid to become a one-man branch of government, actually said this Tuesday as the U.S. Senate debated funding the government:
“There is a tendency in this town toward brinksmanship, towards pointing to events that can cause instability and uncertainty and using them to try to get your way.”
- Cruz Sets Confrontational Tone as Senate Debate Begins (blogs.wsj.com)
Note that this list was compiled by Townhall.com, a conservative website. Three talk show hosts are in the Top 10: Beck, Hannity and Limbaugh. A fourth, Mark Levin, ranks 12th. … Continue reading List of most influential conservatives says it all
Sarah Palin on Tuesday announced she has signed onto the effort to defund Obamacare, calling it a “beast” that must be stopped. Funny, that’s what I call her. .
This is what happens when you spend too much time — which in this case would be 1 minute — pondering the significance of a fame-starved moron’s performance at an … Continue reading A thesis script too far
There’s an unmistakable template for socially conscious videos featuring politically active celebs, from the “Give Peace a Chance” reboot on the eve of the first Gulf War to the insufferable “Yes We Can” dirge produced by will.i.am.lame in 2008.
The latest, “I Am Bradley Manning,” is as laughably smug as you’d expect, with Maggie Gyllenhall and Moby trading polemics alongside Phil Donahue and Oliver Stone. Just when you think it can’t get any worse, up pops Russell Brand.
As longtime readers of the Malcontent know, I’m not a fan of the “Milk” screenwriter — an acquaintance from my Hollywood days who was equally smug and humorless. Now comes … Continue reading Dustin Lance Black confirms everything I told you about Dustin Lance Black
My response to any white guy who wonders why this particular slur is off-limits: Are you that ignorant of history? Why do you feel the need to say it? I … Continue reading Tim Allen is mad he can’t say the ‘N-word’
Nothing like winning gracefully — idiot Ted Nugent, who ranks ahead of the Matador as Detroit’s most lamentable export, thinks Robert Zimmerman should sue Trayvon Martin’s parents.
Trayvon Martin’s vicious attack on George Zimmerman and Martin’s tragic death have no doubt surely dragged Mr. Zimmerman through 18 months of untold emotional hell, pain, distress, anguish, fatigue, nightmares and financial ruin. Again, following the narrative of the pro-Trayvon media types and other race-baiters, if Trayvon Martin was a minor, then Trayvon Martin’s parents may be held liable for the emotional pain and suffering Mr. Zimmerman has been put through for the past 18 months, and surely for the rest of his life.
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That’s how Kanye West referred to himself when pitching a improvised sitcom to HBO. As this clip demonstrates, the “comedy” was generated by Yehovah’s indignation when people fail to recognize his genius.
Imagine “Gay Fish,” un-animated and unfunny.