Why not some obvious product placement?
What could possibly make the LeBron James selection show more obnoxious? Naming the Progressive insurance pitchwoman the host. Which leads me to ask:
I assumed he was a catcher
Back in my day, no one was bothered by a screaming queen pitching a children’s cereal. Imagine the outcry if, say, Adam Lambert was hired to hawk Fruit Loops.
the not ready for prime time mayoral candidates
Lisa Borders’ first commercial boasts that “she made the tough choices — no more furloughs, police walking our neighborhoods, safety in our homes.” Translation: “It may not be popular, but I’ve decided to come out against armed robbery and for better schools.” Kasim Reed’s introductory ad promises 750 new cops, an absurdly unrealistic (and unnecessary)…
perfect for the old person who enjoys eavesdropping
This is not a parody.
politically correct conservatives
Right-wing nut Michelle Malkin, who wrote a book defending the internment of Japanese citizens during WWII, has successfully bullied Dunkin Donuts into dropping an ad she claims demonstrated solidarity with terrorists. Seriously. So it was with some dismay that I learned last week that Dunkin Donuts’ spokeswoman Rachael Ray, the ubiquitous TV hostess, posed for…