Exposing a malcontent’s naivete, 10 years later
After 9/11 I was convinced things were going to change. The culture would be relevant again, I thought. More naively, I believed patriotism would no longer be cheapened by the garish excesses of halftime shows and the like. Instead we got Hooray for Everything with a condescending twang.
Somewhere, a KFC employee is saying ‘told ya’
I’m sure no one believed those drive-thru employees who claimed they once sold 15 super-sized value meals to Marlon Brando. Cooped up together for 500 miles were three of the world’s biggest and most charismatic stars – Dame Elizabeth Taylor, Marlon Brando and Michael Jackson. The trio are said to have embarked on their journey…
Waiting to hear from the truthers
Will Rosie O’Donnell and Charlie Sheen protest the killing of an innocent man?
Truther vs. truther
We already know truthers to be paranoid idiots, but I had no idea they were this stupid. Mark Dice, a prominent member of The 9/11 Truth Movement, tells us his fellow conspiracy theorists are pissed — because they feel Charlie has abandoned their cause. Mark tells us Charlie should be “asking hard questions about what happened…
Nothing redeeming about Charlie Sheen
What are the idiots who paid up to $70 for tix to Charlie Sheen’s one-man show expecting? Behind the scenes gossip from “Two and a Half Men”? His wild conspiracy theories about 9/11 being an inside job? Maybe they want to hear about all the women he’s beat up. In 2006, his wife at the…
More good news from Congress
It appears one of the most shameful filibusters in recent history will be overcome, as New York’s two senators said they have the votes to pass the bill providing health care benefits and compensation to sick first responders of the 9/11 attacks. “We are on the verge of a Christmas miracle,” said Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand,…