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GA GOP Senate candidates, in less than 35 words

Phil “Pornstache” Gingrey: “God hates teen fags and the people who support them.” 

Karen Handel: “I was too busy supporting my family to even ponder teenage homosexuality.” 

David Perdue: “I mistook far right for center right. Or center right for far right. But make no mistake, I’m not not far right and I didn’t not graduate from college.”

Jack Kingston: “Aw, shucks, I may beat my kids whenever they open a Diet Coke, but I talk like Matlock’s inbred nephew, drive a station wagon and Sean Hannity likes me.” 

Paul Broun: The only new law that I would like to see is one that makes English the official language of America and Spanish the official language of the pits of hell.”

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