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Limbaugh loves Louie

Miserable human being Rush Limbaugh calls Texas dipshit Louis Gohmert “a fearless fighter” and “one of our all-time favorite members of the House of Representatives.”

No surprise, since Gohmert is one of the stupidest Congressmen in history.  The Houston Press has a summary:

  • While discussing the putative reality that caribou, for some reason that only a rural Texan representative could fathom, enjoy the warmth of an oil pipeline: “So when [caribou] want to go on a date, they invite each other to head over to the pipeline. … So my real concern now [is] if oil stops running through the pipeline … do we need a study to see how adversely the caribou would be affected if that warm oil ever quit flowing?”
  • After the massacre in Aurora, Colo., Gohmert determined that the cause of James Holmes’s rampage wasn’t, say, mental health issues, or some form of social trigger — but, rather, that he didn’t have the appropriate fear of a vengeful, unforgiving God: “You know what really gets me, as a Christian, is to see the ongoing attacks on Judeo-Christian beliefs, and then some senseless crazy act of terror like this takes place. … We’ve threatened high school graduation participations, if they use God’s name, they’re going to be jailed … I mean that kind of stuff. Where was God? What have we done with God? We don’t want him around. I kind of like his protective hand being present.”
  • When nominating Florida Rep. Allen West as Speaker of the House … after West had already lost his reelection bid
  • Gohmert went to WorldNetDaily, one of the only conspiracy sites giving Alex Jones a run, to spout, once more, a belief that the enemies have already reached our shore: “This administration has so many Muslim Brotherhood members that have influence that they just are making wrong decisions for America.”
  • Much like Houston’s own State Rep. Debbie Riddle, Gohmert is convinced, all evidence otherwise, that there are terrorist organizations — somewhere, somehow — concocting schemes to send their pregnant Black Widows to our American shores, spawning natural-born terrorists, and then using them and their US Citizenship Cards, decades on, to decimate the land we call home: “[The children] could be raised and coddled as future terrorists [and] twenty, thirty years down the road, they can be sent in to help destroy our way of life.”

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