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The week in stupid: Beyonce, birthers and Chris Brown as Black Jesus

In case you missed it …

♦Beyonce, blander than unflavored yogurt, somehow tilted the earth’s axis by unexpectedly releasing a new album.  The reaction was a bit much.

When Beyoncé walks, she tells us, she walks with a vengeance. When she enters the room, she commands every eyeball and ear her way. And what an entrance it was, the release of her surprise fifth album, the consistently dazzling BEYONCÉ, which landed on iTunes without previous announcement last night.

♦Foxbot Megyn Kelly may insist Jesus is white, but her brother R. Kelly begs to differ. Jesus is not only not white, he apparently walks among us. Just be careful not to piss him off.

The ones that’s talking about Chris Brown, or R Kelly, or anybody that’s successful? I feel sorry for them, not Chris Brown, because he’s obviously one strong individual to be able to do what he’s done. He got knocked down a little bit and he climbed up. You know, that sounds like Ali to me. That sounds like Martin Luther King to me. That sounds like a lot of the greats that have walked this earth. It even sounds a little bit like Jesus to me.”

♦And finally, the government official who verified and approved the release of President Obama’s birth certificate proving he was born in Hawaii died this week in a plane crash. Obviously the president had her shot down by a drone.

How amazing, the State Health Director who verified copies of Obama’s “birth certificate” died in plane crash today. All others lived

4:32 PM – 12 Dec 2013

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