The Michael McDonald CD that never was but should’ve been

Compiled over an alcohol-fueled weekend in Destin:

• Status Quo (“Not too high, not too low, I like it status quo”)
• Dot-comversation (“Having myself a … dot-comversation … leading to a … e-mail exchangin’ …”)
• Textin’ the Night Away (a re-imagining of the 50’s hit, “Twistin’ the Night Away”)
• Take It Easier
• Everything in Moderation
• Bud Light on a Sunday
• Khaki State of Mind
• Early Bird Special
• Fit ‘n Fiber
• Sexin’ My Spouse
• Smoother Than Jazz
• Trimmin’ My Beard
• Givin’ ‘Em What They Want
• Warm Milk
• Make Mine Vanilla
• Feeling Splenda
• All-American Mild
• Casual Fridays