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The 30 worst pop songs ever

Slightly revised and updated from a previous Worst OfIn no particular order, as they equally suck:

  • “Summer Girls” — LFO
  • “Waiting for a Star to Fall” — Boy Meets Girl
  • (tie) “I Can’t Dance,” “Tonight, Tonight, Tonight” — Genesis
  • “All That She Wants” — Ace of Base
  • “The Greatest Love of All” — Whitney Houston
  • “The Glory of Love” — Peter Cetera
  • “I Believe I Can Fly” — R. Kelly
  • “Let’s Get It Started”  — Black Eyed Peas
  • “Rush, Rush” — Paula Abdul
  • “Blame It on the Rain” — Milli Vanilli
  • “I’ll Be There for You” — The Rembrandts
  • “All for Love” — Rod Stewart, Bryan Adams and Sting
  • “100 Years” — Five for Fighting
  • “Your Body Is a Wonderland” — John Mayer
  • “I Gotta Get Through This” — Daniel Bedingfield
  • “She’s Like the Wind” — Patrick Swayze
  • “How Can We Be Lovers?” — Michael Bolton
  • “Right Here Waiting” — Richard Marx
  • “Heartbeat” — Don Johnson
  • “All Star” — Smash Mouth
  • “Only Wanna Be With You” — Hootie and the Blowfish
  • “Little Miss Can’t Be Wrong” — Spin Doctors
  • “Liquid Dreams” — O-Town
  • “Will 2K” — Will Smith
  • “Jenny from the Block” — Jennifer Lopez
  • ‘Moves Like Jagger” — Maroon 5 and Christina Aguilera
  • “I Don’t Want to Wait” — Paula Cole
  • “American Woman” — Lenny Kravitz
  • “Higher” — Creed
  • “Conga” — Miami Sound Machine
  • Honorable mention — any song performed by the cast of “Glee”

So what did I leave out?

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5 thoughts on “The 30 worst pop songs ever Leave a comment

  1. I agree with the inclusion of the Spin Doctors, but would change it to “Two Princes””If you blahblah blahhh blah, well go ahead now…”then it goes into a white Jamaican rappish part.

  2. Your inclusion of “American Woman” by Kravitz but not any of his other songs baffles. “American Woman” is his one tune that’s semi-tolerable.

  3. You covered Genesis, but I can think of at least five (5) Phil Collins songs that are particularly egregious. Especially if the video had him doing his lame-ass dance moves.

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