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Apoloigizing for my hometown

Though technically created in a lab by Dick Clark, Ryan Seacrest’s birthplace is listed as Atlanta (Dunwoody, to be exact, but close enough).

We’re sorry.

Having done his part to make pop music and TV unbearable the carefully programmed carbon rod on Wednesday announced he is branching out to movies. The budding producer’s first film will be a romantic comedy written by a “Grey’s Anatomy” scribe.

No way that won’t suck.


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