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‘This is Mrs. R. She’s gorgeous!’

Poll-tested and Tea Party-approved, The Anchorman plots a predictably traditional role for his wannabe first lady.

“My wife is gorgeous, and she is the brains in the outfit. … I agree with you she’d make a wonderful first lady,” Romney said in response to a question at a town hall in Florida on Tuesday afternoon. “If she were the first lady, she’d spend a lot of her time helping kids understand that before they have kids, they ought to get married.”

I can just see the 15-year-old girl in the projects thinking twice before having unprotected sex.

“I’d like to, but Ann Romney says I shouldn’t.”

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One thought on “‘This is Mrs. R. She’s gorgeous!’ Leave a comment

  1. It would be just as effective as Nancy Reagan’s “just say no” campaign. I mean, you can’t find anyone who did drugs in the ’80s.

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