Poll-tested and Tea Party-approved, The Anchorman plots a predictably traditional role for his wannabe first lady.
“My wife is gorgeous, and she is the brains in the outfit. … I agree with you she’d make a wonderful first lady,” Romney said in response to a question at a town hall in Florida on Tuesday afternoon. “If she were the first lady, she’d spend a lot of her time helping kids understand that before they have kids, they ought to get married.”
I can just see the 15-year-old girl in the projects thinking twice before having unprotected sex.
“I’d like to, but Ann Romney says I shouldn’t.”