Noted & Quoted, bullshit macho posturing edition

Rick Perry brags about Alabama Southwest, from his cleverly titled bio-screed, “Fed Up”:

“Texans, on the other hand, elect folks like me. You know the type, the kind of guy who goes jogging in the morning, packing a Ruger .380 with laser sights and loaded with hollow-point bullets, and shoots a coyote that is threatening his daughter’s dog.”