Tea Party Congressman Calls For Tax Breaks To Put Out Raging Wildfire In District
It’s that time of year again. Dragon-Con attendees, Black Gay Pride celebrants and fans attending the Chik-fil-A Kickoff Game will converge on downtown Atlanta this weekend for Mega-Super Diversity Expo 2011. In a related note, those interested in the mating habits of sci-fi geeks should check out Craig’s List for a good laugh.
The new Texas textbooks have debuted and, thanks to the America deification crowd, history will now be viewed through a Palin-esque prism. George Washington, Thomas Jefferson or John Adams? They are nowhere to be found in the new high school TEKS. Students apparently learned everything they need to know about them in eighth grade. A … Continue reading Garth Brooks in, George Washington out of Texas textbooks
Colin Powell will vote for Obama again because, according to Limbaugh, “melanin is thicker than water.” Related articles Limbaugh: Colin Powell Will Vote For Obama Again Because ‘Melanin Is Thicker Than Water’ (realthinktank.com)
D-List drag queen Lady Gaga, looking suspiciously like Terry (“dresses like Elvis Costello, looks like the Karate Kid”) from the 1985 gender-bending classic “Just One of the Guys,” was the big winner of the MTV Awards last night. The prep school graduate also took time out to honor an legend, an “icon” who, according to … Continue reading The chick from ‘Just One of the Guys’ salutes lip-syncing Disney product
Rush Limbaugh said on his Monday show that President Obama was “hoping” that Hurricane Irene would be a “disaster.” Limbaugh firmly came down on the side of those who think that the media oversold the destructive power of Irene. He said that the storm was blown out of proportion to “push the leftist agenda,” and … Continue reading EVERYTHING’s political when you’re a blindly partisan, race-obsessed buffoon
Besides claiming God sent Hurricane Irene to as a warning to Washington politicians who don’t adhere completely to tea party edicts, Michele Bachmann said she would consider oil and natural gas drilling in the Everglades. Next up: Yellowstone. Related articles Michele Bachmann: God warns with disasters – Deseret News (news.google.com)
From the promotional geniuses who brought us “Gone with the Wind” night comes this latest embarrassment: The Atlanta Braves will host Girls Night Out on Friday, September 2, featuring a pre-game party, fashion show, makeovers, and a knight in shining armor. Ladies can enjoy free mini makeovers from professional makeup artist Brooke Lee Smith, receive … Continue reading Braves PR whizzes lost in another time warp
“Street Shark,” about a killer shark loose in the streets of Puerto Rico. Cool pic but, alas, a fake. Related articles Wait…Is That Really A Shark Swimming Down A Flooded Puerto Rican Street? (mediaite.com)
The Minnesota congresswoman told supporters at a packed sandwich shop that the corporate income tax needs to be reduced because companies are moving to other countries to save money. She was later asked by a reporter whether changes to the minimum wage should also be considered to balance the cost of labor here and overseas. … Continue reading Bachmann open to slave labor
@andishehnouraee andishehnouraee FEMA warns Irene could wash ashore millions of gallons of Fierce, Acqua Di Gio & Axe that washed off New Jersey beachgoers this summer.
They are all shitty tippers — when they bother to tip. Usher apparently once left his autograph in lieu of a gratiuity. Barbra Streisand is mentioned again and again for being a cheap tipper as well as a rude and demanding customer. Glamorati says, “Doesn’t always tip.” Thefrisky.com notes that at a New York restaurant, … Continue reading What do Usher, Sean Penn and Streisand have in common?
“If you don’t support the death penalty and citizens packing a pistol, don’t come to Texas,” Perry wrote in his book.
Death penalty proponents should be especially troubled by Rick Perry’s reckless disregard for the truth. In 2004, there’s reason to believe Texas may have executed an innocent man when it put Cameron Todd Willingham to death. When Willingham was convicted, prosecutors relied heavily on an “expert” who testified on the origins of a fire that … Continue reading The devil’s right hand
Hours after being called “mushy on environmental issues” by a Republican senator, Mitt Romney has tweaked his position on global warming. Asked Wednesday at a Lebanon, N.H., town hall meeting whether he believed in global warming and if humans contribute to rising temperatures, Romney said he doesn’t know. “Do I think the world’s getting hotter? … Continue reading Mitt Romney is a joke