You old fish-eyed fool

Texas Gov. Rick Perry looks like someone who would’ve sneaked Elvis horse tranquilizers, or been at the receiving end of Joe Don Baker’s baseball bat in the original “Walking Tall.” I see him in a Members Only jacket, not the Oval Office. Aesthetics aside, Perry appears to be the quintessential macho asshole, carrying a laser-sighted … Continue reading You old fish-eyed fool

The Palin dictionary

The reality show star’s use of “WTF” didn’t go over well with her Bible-thumping base so, in true Palin fashion, she’s come up with her own, trite meaning: “Winning the Future”