All tomorrow’s tea parties

Former Velvet Underground drummer Moe Tucker’s life has taken some strange turns. She moved to Georgia in the early 90s and ended up working at Wal-Mart. Now she’s become an advocate for the tea party movement, appearing recently at a rally in Tifton.

I am also against the government taking over the student loan program, car companies, bailouts and the White House taking control of the census (what the hell is that all about?); [about] any First Lady telling (I know, I know, “suggesting to”) us what to eat, the mayor of New York City declaring “no salt” (screw you, pal!), the mayor/city commissioners of Anytown, U.S.A. declaring you can’t fly a flag, can’t say the Pledge of Allegiance and can’t sing the National Anthem.