Like I wasn’t going to include Adam Sandler, Robin Williams and Michael Bay. “Eight Crazy Nights” I didn’t see it. Some things you just know to be true. “Magnolia” There’s no forgiving the atrocities visited upon the great Jason Robards in what would be his final film role. Imagine having to endure a weeping, badly … Continue reading The 10 Most Obnoxious Movies Ever, Part II
Featuring two Kevin Costner movies, two directed by Oliver Stone and a very annoying pregnant chick (order to be determined): “Natural Born Killers” Woody Harrelson preens, Juliette Lewis lisps and Tommy Lee Jones picks his nose. “Field of Dreams” A typhoon of melodramatic clichés that turned off even this ardent baseball fan. Why would a … Continue reading The 10 Most Obnoxious Movies Ever, the bottom five
God I loathe Kanye West: Describing himself as a pop icon and “soldier for culture,” West told the crowd “there were times that I contemplated suicide.” However, he said, “I will not give up on life again.” “There’s so many people that will never get the chance to have their voice heard” as loudly as … Continue reading He does it for us
The crook‘s lead is down to five. A run-off seems increasingly likely. Deal, 45% Barnes, 40% Monds, 5% Undecided, 10%
Observe the trailer for his new movie, “Drive Angry,” as bad as it sounds:What’s next, a “Hardcastle and McCormick” remake?
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances. “Where in the Constitution is separation of church and state?” … Continue reading These people are fucking idiots
“These pictures, they look demonic. And I don’t say this lightly,” Limbaugh said as he opened his program. “There are a couple pictures, and the eyes, I’m not saying anything here, but just look,” he remarked about the president who has been campaigning for the re-election of fellow Democrats. “It is strange that these pictures … Continue reading How does anyone take the fat piece of shit seriously?
First it was gay, then it became lesbian and gay, then lesbian, gay and bisexual, then lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgendered. Now add “questioning,” and “allied,” and you have the current balky, politically correct acronym: LGBTQA. If you want to be part of the acronym, make up your mind. Questioning?!? Please. And were “allies” feeling … Continue reading The ever-expanding acronym
Sarah Palin launched a two-week run of tea party rallies Monday leading up to the election and teased supporters about a possible presidential run for herself, saying “we can see 2012 from our house.” Tee-fucking-hee. Related Articles Palin: ‘We can see 2012 from our house’ (washingtonpost.com)
The average French worker receives a month of vacation time. Their work week can’t exceed 35 hours, by law. Yet France is being held hostage by violent protesters opposed to a plan that would raise the retirement age from 60 to 62. Pardon me for sounding like a crotchety old man, but I say tase … Continue reading Sacre bleu hoo!