Sarah Palin’s infomercial set me straight:
- “Mama Grizzlies” are not the lesbian equivalent of gay bears, aka daddies.
- Coach Palin isn’t as hostile to gay rights as I assumed. She speaks of a “whole stampede of pink elephants” taking back Washington, an obvious shout out to Log Cabin Republicans.
- Most presidents require at least one four-year term to “get things done.” Not Sarah. She finishes the job in half the time, then resigns to serve her country in another, more profitable capacity.
She’ll be speaking in the third person in no time.