Sarah Palin left them in stitches last night on “The Tonight Show.”
Sarah Palin says she’s going to play Tina Fey in an upcoming Las Vegas show.
Just kidding. …
Palin told Leno’s audience she planned to speak at a gun-rights convention: “Be there or else,” she warned them.
She said Alaska is different from California. In Los Angeles, “when people have a frozen look on their face, I find out it’s Botox.”
And she’s happy she’s not vice president. “I would not know what to do with all that free time,” she quipped.
In remarks taped for broadcast later Tuesday, Palin said the White House health care plan reminds her of acrobatic flips done by snowboard champion Shaun White. And she joked that it’s so cold in Alaska it’s “5 degrees below Congress’ approval rating.”
When did that morbidly obese queen who scripts awards show patter start writing for Sarah Palin? It has all his hallmarks: topical but dated, edgy but safe.