watch out, mississippi, we’re gunning for ya

Thomas got me on this April Fool’s Day post, though if you’ve been following the Georgia General Assembly you’ll understand.

“…the Ascended, having no further claims upon [said automobile], may be deemed to have effectively transferred title to nearest remaining family member or other designee Left Behind …”

— Rep. James Mills, R-Gainesville, from the “Post-Tribulation Property Settlement Act”

Meanwhile, a Senate bill that would designate April as “Confederate History Month” lingers in the House (no joke). Fortunately, I’m told it probably won’t come up for a vote.