Nickelodeon says it has no plans to remove Chris Brown as a nominee for its annual Kids’ Choice Awards, despite the singer’s felony charges for allegedly beating up his girlfriend Rihanna. …
Nick says Brown was nominated for his work as a performer, and kids will decide who wins.
I hope he wins. Perhaps that’ll bring some attention to our society’s callous indifference towards battered women.
Oprah is right: If a man hits you once, he will hit you again.
Inspired by Christopher Buckley, here’s some headlines I’d like to see:
Dustin Lance Black’s Oscar stolen
“That’s what he gets for toting it around with him to the clubs,” says West Hollywood cop
Adam Sandler deported to North Korea
Kim Jong-Il agrees to give up nuclear ambitions in exchange for American “comedian”
Newspapers stage dramatic recovery
Taking a laptop into the bathroom isn’t practical, readers conclude
Major studios in bidding war for “Tiny”
Screenwriter’s demand: “Pay me more than Dustin Lance Black!”
I was Sean Hannity’s gay lover!
Long Island teen tells all about radio yakker’s sordid sex life
Economy stronger than ever
Bernake admits recession a hoax
Terrorist bomb interrupts “My Super Sweet 16” reunion special
No need to respond, says prez — “They gotta bomb something”
Braves sweep Red Sox in World Series
Phenom Tommy Hanson fans 16 in 13-0 win
Humiliated Red Sox fans chased from Turner Field
Peter Sellers returns from dead
Cites dearth of good film comedies, desire to work with “Tiny” screenwriter