Bobby and Bobbi Bubbles have the most adorable little girl. Smart, too. And, through no fault of her own, a little weird.
I’ll take some responsibility for that — along with a bit of credit. Thanks to me, Ava appreciates the pure joy that is Gene Gene the Dancing Machine (though she’s a bit frightened by Chuck Barris).
Inspired by her willingness to learn, I started talking to Ava as if I were Jackee (despite not sounding anything like the “227” alum). Still, Ava gets it. Now, whenever i turn up, she says, “I need a ma–an.” And her Jackee is more convincing than mine.
Next up: Charles Nelson Reilly 101. Yep, Ava’s going to be real popular on the playground.