john edwards is like school on sunday

Yes, he’s a scumbag. No, he’s only human. Shit, I thought he was the Green Lantern. Okay, so he’s a mammal. Not a very admirable one, it turns out. (For you partisan types, same criticism applies to insensitive asshole Newt Gingrich, who at the very least was a lousy husband.) Should this be news? I’m torn, but debating it is pointless. It’s been nearly 50 years since the press overlooked JFK’s dalliances — 20 years since Gary Hart’s monkey business signaled the end of that unspoken agreement. Personal indiscretions by prominent politicians will be covered, and there’s no turning back. Truth be…