The blogosphere says what else?

(A parody) Dude, my name’s Brad. I work with this fairy who’s always whining about diversity and sensitivity and shit. He never laughs at anything. Cries a lot, though. Just the other day I was telling a couple of my bros about me and my boys on the rugby team hitting on these whores at American Pie — in case you’re wondering, yeah, I put some points on the board — and, anyway, the fairy overhears us and starts screaming at me about a hostile work environment. I said, “Shut up, fag. We’re just talkin.” And he just screamed louder and threw…

The blogosphere says what?

Vacation, all I ever wanted? I wish, Belinda. I’m going down to Florida for the weekend with my horrible family, and it’s got me feeling all poopy. First of all, I’m offended they planned the family vacation at the beach, knowing that I’m allergic to shellfish (self-diagnosed). It’s like they want me to be as uncomfortable as possible. I can’t be me down there. When I start crying they tell me not to be so sensitive. Can you believe that? They know how sensitive I am about people calling me sensitive. But they do it anyway.  They don’t like it when I…

Headline du jour

A new low for Matt Drudge? THE MAN THE MEDIA MURDERED: Richard Jewell Dead… Actually, it was diabetes that killed Jewell. No doubt he was victimized by overzealous cops and sloppy journalism, but neither had anything to do with his death.

Are you liberal or conservative?

Some labels are appropriate. I am white, gay and Southern. Politically, labels are irrelevant. What’s conservative, for instance, about supporting torture, or denying science? What’s liberal about downplaying the threat of radical Islam, or caving into politically correct thugs? The divide between conservative and liberal once centered on the size of government. George W. Bush blurred that line. Trampled it, even. Each party, representing once-conflicting ideologies, supports big government (read: appeasing their donors). Partisan identification largely depends on which special interest groups you tolerate (teacher unions, or the religious right?) Reform is impossible, as the enablers from both parties collude to block…

One in four

According to polling data, a quarter of Americans believe: *The Second Coming will occur this year *Martin Luther King Jr.’s birthday should not be a national holiday *The U.S. has no moral responsibility to help improve the lives of people in poor nations *The Jews are responsible for Jesus’s death *”[S]ome of the unidentified flying objects that have been reported are really space vehicles from other civilizations” *Barry Bonds is a good guy Most shockingly, 25 percent of Americans think George W. Bush is doing a good job.

Never offend a Muslim (cont’d)

Yet another spineless concession by the American media: The Washington Post and several other newspapers around the country did not run Sunday’s installment of Berkeley Breathed’s “Opus,” in which the spiritual fad-seeking character Lola Granola appears in a headscarf and explains to her boyfriend, Steve, why she wants to become a radical Islamist. … Sources told FOXNews.com that the strips were shown to Muslim staffers at The Washington Post to gauge their reaction, and they responded “emotionally” to the depiction of a woman dressed in traditional Muslim garb and espousing conservative Islamic views. Nothing like journalists quashing free speech. And, pardon my…