July 10, 2007

Yet another conservative hypocrite

July 10, 2007 // 0 Comments

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Married Louisiana senator David Vitter admitted yesterday he had hired hookers supplied by the infamous “D.C. Madam.” Last year, Vitter told the New Orleans Times-Picayune: And, when asked directly whether he meant to say that gay [...]

Offsetting the cuteness

July 10, 2007 // 1 Comment

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Jeff was right — my reputation demands I counter that adorable picture posted yesterday with something grotesque. So here’s my revenge (hint: it’s not another shirtless pic of Carrot Top, but it will make you [...]

A gay wedding nightmare

July 10, 2007 // 0 Comments

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Tori Spelling officiated (she was ordained online). Martinis named after the couple’s favorite Broadway musicals were served to all the guests. One of the grooms serenaded the crowd with a “rousing” reindition of [...]

A dispatch from the Algonquin

July 10, 2007 // 0 Comments

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I do not like my state of mind; I’m bitter, querulous, unkind. I hate my legs, I hate my hands, I do not yearn for lovely lands. I dread the dawn’s recurrent light; I hate to go to bed at night. I snoot at simple, earnest folk. I cannot [...]

The material c**t

July 10, 2007 // 0 Comments

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Fuck this inane diva worship. Madonna‘s no icon — she’s a withered old hag with an ego that would make Bill Clinton blush. The cult-enabling bitch made the following demands of reporters at Saturday’s Live Earth concert: We [...]

Consider the source

July 10, 2007 // 6 Comments

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For those who take Michael Moore seriously, here’s some reminders why you shouldn’t: In a typically inane passage of Downsize This!, Moore’s slapdash satire of the political landscape, he pens a chapter proclaiming “O.J. Is [...]
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