One of my favorite scenes from “Young Frankenstein;” unfortunately both “the monster” and “Elizabeth” (Madeline Khan) have passed away. (Boyle, also great in “Taxi Driver” and “The Candidate,” died Tuesday night.)
Nothing like a little holiday indoctrination: Katharine DeBrecht and Jim Hummel, the team that brought you the first two HELP! MOM! books—There are Liberals Under My Bed! and Hollywood’s in My Hamper! are back, with their funniest, most outrageous adventure yet. … Help! Mom! The 9th Circuit Nabbed the Nativity Johnny and Luke loved being … Continue reading Help! My Mom’s a Fundamentalist Wacko!
Some advice to dads from fundamentalist James Dobson: “[T]he boy’s father has to do his part. He needs to mirror and affirm his son’s maleness. He can play rough-and-tumble games with his son, in ways that are decidedly different from the games he would play with a little girl. He can help his son learn … Continue reading How to be the father of a straight son
“ Mister Kotter, I’m like so fat.”
Another Georgia institution is set to bid adieu. Gainesville’s Lantern Inn, home of the best damn Elvis impersonator alive, is shutting its doors after 41 years of business. I’m really bummed about this. I used to live just up the road from the Lantern; in fact, Mike Jones, aka Elvis, was our garbage man. I’ve … Continue reading Elvis is leaving the building
Someone’s sharing talking points: (Source) Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: “Sixty million people died in the Second World War. World War II was a gigantic crime. We condemn it all. We are against bloodshed, regardless of whether a crime was committed against a Muslim or against a Christian or a Jew. But the question is: Why among these … Continue reading Mahmoud and Mel
More fun with fundamentalists; now there’s a video game based on the popular “Left Behind” series of books: In Left Behind, set in perfectly apocalyptic New York City, the Antichrist is personified by fictional Romanian Nicolae Carpathia, secretary-general of the United Nations and a People magazine “Sexiest Man Alive.” Players can choose to join the … Continue reading Convert or die!
Malcontenter Al Kosa checks in with some suggestions for aspiring profiteers … Why stop with hooker dolls? Kids, boys and girls, should have little plastic likenesses of the potpourri of role models our society serves up: *The insider-trading, stock option rigging, employee retirement plan pillaging CEO white collar criminal doll. The Tonto to this Lone … Continue reading Pull the string!