Racism sells

THE K-K-Kramer scandal murdered Michael Richards’ career – but it’s doing wonders for sales of the latest “Seinfeld” DVD. Season 7 of the popular sitcom is outselling the Season 6 set (released on the same day last year) by more than 75 percent, and more than 90 percent over season 5 at some online DVD … Continue reading Racism sells

“I evolved from Jesus”

Observing a neighbor’s particularly heinous Christmas display brought to mind Kathie Lee Epstein, which put me in a foul mood. Then I YouTubed and found this clip of the great Jan Hooks (who shares my place of birth) channeling Epstein, er, Gifford, and felt much better. 

On the other hand …

A preview of some proposed DVD extras from “Borat”: OPENING “VILLAGE” SECTION: How about a high-speed montage of the actual difficult, brutal lives of the villagers in Romania—the hours of debilitating toil, their oppression at the hands of their corrupt government, premature loss of teeth, death of infants, etc., etc.—culminating in a panning shot of … Continue reading On the other hand …

It came from 1984

I’ve already referenced Sly Stallone today, but where else are you gonna find mention of his brother, Frank? Not sure why I’m proud of that. (And for those who’ve wondered about John Travolta’s sexuality, Frank’s video has all the answers.) Show a lot of things happening at once, Remind everyone of what’s going on And … Continue reading It came from 1984

Kansas outlaws evolution

From The Onion: In response to a Nov. 7 referendum, Kansas lawmakers passed emergency legislation outlawing evolution, the highly controversial process responsible for the development and diversity of species and the continued survival of all life. “From now on, the streets, forests, plains, and rivers of Kansas will be safe from the godless practice of … Continue reading Kansas outlaws evolution