Friday leftovers

1. The perfect game that wasn’t. You can’t say enough about the class displayed by Tigers pitcher Armando Galarraga and ump Jim Joyce. I’ll repeat what I heard someone on TV opine earlier: It’s refreshing to see adults acting like adults.

I’m reminded of the night then-Blazers coach Mo Cheeks bailed out a frightened young anthem singer:

2. The Gaza flotilla. I’m not one of those who thinks Israel is always right, and it’s clear they played into the hands of their enemy. But any group that counts Cynthia McKinney as a member is bound to be anti-Semitic — hell, they don’t even bother to hide it.

This is not a black and white situation, where one side is totally blameless and the other completely at fault. Though Israeli soldiers clearly overreacted, I’m apt to side with the society that at least strives to treat all its members fairly. Hamas has no such aspirations.

Crimes against women accelerated during 2007. Cases of women being beaten are common in the Gaza strip. Women murdered for “family honor” are seldom reported. Most women who are murdered are buried by members of their family in secret, and their deaths are not reported to any official body. The Palestinian media also refrain from reporting on this, for the sake of “family honor.”

Israeli officials say Hamas in the Gaza Strip has established hard-line Islamic courts and created the Hamas Anti-Corruption Group, which is described as a kind of “morality police” operating within Hamas’ organization. Hamas has denied the existence of the anti-corruption group, but it was recently reported to have carried out a high-profile “honor killing” widely covered by the Palestinian media.

And forget being openly gay.

Dr Mahmoud Zahar, the [Hamas] leader in Gaza, in an article on an Arabic website condemned the rights that gays have in Israel and made it clear that he thinks that gays are perverts. “Are these the laws for which the Palestinian street is waiting? For us to give rights to homosexuals and to lesbians, a minority of perverts and the mentally and morally sick?” He asked on the Elaph website.

Similarly, he said that if his group won the parliamentary elections he would seek to turn the secular authority, which has Christian, Atheist and Jewish citizens in addition to Muslims, into an Islamic Republic.

Again, I’m no Sarah Palin — reflexively pro-Israel regardless of the situation. The building of settlements should cease and Netanyahu should remember that the U.S. is Israel’s greatest benefactor. But the Jewish state has a right to feel threatened, and activists like McKinney and, most likely, many of those on the doomed flotilla serve as nothing but useful idiots to the fundamentalist thugs who rule Hamas. Perhaps Helen Thomas will enlist in the cause.

3. The tyranny of sensitivity. One teacher acts without thinking and now all of her colleagues must undergo “sensitivity training.”

Forget intent. By all accounts the history teacher who had some of her students don Ku Klux Klan outfits as part of a film project is not a racist, just naive. A sincere apology should have sufficed.

And why are all the teachers at Lumpkin County High School required to undergo sensitivity training (an Orwellian phrase if ever there was one)? Are we to assume anyone who hasn’t yet endured mandated tolerance seminars is a bigot?

Some people seem to believe that we’re all, deep down, at least a little racist. Bullshit. I wasn’t raised to discriminate and, unlike many childhood lessons I received, this one stuck.

One last thing: Who are these sensitivity tutors? How are they trained? I’m guessing they’re not instructed to point out such subtleties as intent.

Sometimes it’s wise to judge people by what they meant to do or say, not what they said or did. In this case the teacher’s intent was not to offend, but to educate. And for that she’s punished by some self-appointed tolerance enforcers.

i know i’m supposed to be tolerant, but …

The pregnant man creeps me out. Born a woman, the transgendered man kept his female sex organs so he could one day have a baby. Now Thomas Beatie is pregnant again.

“I feel it’s not a male or female desire to have a child. It’s a human need. I’m a person and I have the right to have a biological child.”

It’s not about desire. I desire to be Prince Harry’s manservant, but is that my right?

Men cannot bear children. Women can. Everyone can’t do everything. I’m fine with people who change their sex. I don’t understand it, but it’s not for me to understand.

Gender shouldn’t be changed on a whim, nor is it conditional.

Besides, do we really need another self-obsessed parent?

Tomorrow’s controversy today

Some metro Atlanta parents are organizing to block a controversial student assembly aimed at promoting tolerance.

The newly formed EQUALITY Players are scheduled to visit several schools in the district, says Harvey Fierstein, founder of the theatrical outfit.

“It’s an acronym, you know,” says the veteran playwright and activist. “It stands for, ‘Everyone Qualifies Under Affirmative Lifestyles Independent of Tyranny … Yentl’! It’s irreverent yet powerful, like a Bette Midler concert.”

Concerned parents argue that some of the troupe’s material is inappropriate for young audiences, but Fierstein says he will not abide any attempts to censor.

“Our mission is simple,” he says. “A little song, a little dance, a little tolerance up your ass!”

Among the more provocative sketches: “Can You Get AIDS Tossing Salad?” and “Pardon Me for Felching.”

“This is going to be the most important battle for equality in the history of civilization, and I will not go down without a fight,” Fierstein says. “Fasten your seat belts — it’s going to be a bumpy ride!”