redneck women

Rednecks making crude pronouncements on Facebook

Source: 45-year-old Southern gal

Smoke pot wen u wake up… Ha Ha…start 4:20 early… Its a gr8 thing .. Weed i mean.. did i really jus post that … YEP DAMN SURE DID.. O MY IMAGINE THAT.. LMAO..

That pic of my biscuits looks really good rite now ..LOL.. MAYBE WIT SUM SAUSAGE GRAVY 2 POUR OVER TOP…yep now im talkin bussiness Bet hell thats a Bank it 4 real…YUMMY..:-O:-P

CrAzEeE girl… Jus add coffee n bud… A WIRED STONER…really tho im completley harmless…a lil old school maybe 2…dont call me a hyparcrite tho… I aint hiding from a thing n yeah i smoke a lil weed and woship God.. im real bout it unlike sum closet fake people…thing here is i dont care wat u say much less wat u think… Thatll never change…..

Hey Fam.. Got a question… Wat do ya think the neighbors mite say if i blast sum DARK LOTUS… SEXY… AT MY TIME 8:40 AM… HA HA IM FIXIN 2 FIND OUT…. SING IT WITH ME… BITCH IM THE SEXIEST KILLA U KNOW COME EQUIPT WITH AN AXE N SOME LOVE HANDLES… VAMPIRE OUT THE WATER STR8 2 LAND… i love violent jay n his little background comments . Haha gr8 shit…hes like can i get a head shot… Lemme c them titties….WICKID WEDNESDAY.. WHOOP WHOOP MCL…THATS ALL OF U HATCHET SWINGIN HOMIES…


I’d follow @BlackLarryKing to the pits of Hell

The least you could do is follow him on Twitter:

Things I don’t understand

The enduring popularity of Steven Tyler.

foursquare. I thought I’d receive some sort of tangible reward for check-ins. Don’t think I’ll be changing my business cards to add “Mayor of Taco Mac.”

Wolf Blitzer as a TV commentator. It takes him 10 minutes to break news, what with all the stammering and qualifiers.

The fascination w/ Beyonce. She’s as programmed as Romneytron.

How this video is NOT a parody. (They were “discovered” by boy band alum Lance Bass — in the cheesiest gay bar in Orlando, apparently.)


Rednecks making pointless declarations on Facebook

An excerpt from my forthcoming Tumblr site:

I cuss i drink i mite even burn me one ifn i take a notion .. Im as real as it gets str8 up.. Dont care wat people say wat they think or wat they do…never have i been a gold digger or bout bling bling.. I believe in God i love my family and i appreciate the lil things in life…sumtimes i am relentlessly persistant ..cant leave well enough alone n my mouth tends 2 over ride my ass. In spite of it all this girl finds somethin 2 smile about every single day ….wat it is . How i do it . As a person u can bet im str8 up 100% …..:-)

Source: 44-year-old Southern gal