There was a rare unplanned moment at Turner Field tonight. A portly fellow in a wedding dress rushed the field to cheers but, before he could toss his bouquet, was tackled to the ground by a phalanx of security personnel. Threat averted.
Imagine what would’ve happened to the two guys who chased Hank Aaron around the base paths after he broke Babe Ruth’s record. Two sniper’s bullets to the noggin I suspect.
Where have you gone, Morganna the Kissing Bandit? A nation turns its paranoid eyes to you.
