The epidemic of conservative victimhood

I endure Helmet Head “interview” so-called therapist and megalomaniac Dr. Laura so you don’t have to. That, and the cheap hathos.

Of course she played the victim. Somehow her enemies forced her to say the N-word 11 times in order to limit her free speech.

I suppose businesses should be required by the federal government to employ conservatives even when they say stupid and offensive things — the kind of stuff that would cost the normal working slob their job.

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

In other words, Congress can’t fire you for being a racist asshole, but your employer can.

Congress also cannot pass a law spelling out who may or may not say the N-word. Society will make its own rule that is subject to change. If you find the imperative about the N-word unfair well, life’s unfair. Sorry you can’t scream epithets with absolution.

Besides, haven’t black people earned the right to govern use of the N-word? Call it the wages of sin (Jim Crow, in this case) clause. Personally I think it’s healthy to own your pejorative, thus my judicious use of the F-word. It’s one of the few perks, though it’s nothing compared to the perk of free air time to air grievances and play the victim, absolution guaranteed.

Wanna trade, Dr. Laura?

Rant du jour

Al Kosa channels William Safire, via Rowland’s Office:

Whoever coined “nation” for a group of sports fans should be dragged behind a pickup truck along with the people who popularized “impactful,” “at the end of the day,” “it is what it is,” “leverage” as a verb, “human capital” and so on. And while I’m ranting, would someone please tell sportscasters that “should’ve/could’ve went” is improper? And please, radio guys, “efforting” is not a word.