The duplicitous jackass was fired tonight, against the wishes of redneck Razorback fans. Jeff Schultz has the gory details. Over 21,000 Arkansas fans have joined a “Team Save Bobby Petrino” Facebook page. Some-200 fans showed up for a public protest to save the job of a man who for the better part of his career […]Read more "Schadenfreude was invented for Bobby Petrino"
Atlantans despise Bobby Petrino, and with good reason. As one of his assistants with the Falcons said of Petrino, who left Atlanta before finishing his first season — without telling his staff or players, “He’s a gutless bastard.” He’s also a lying scumbag who should be fired but probably won’t be because he coaches at […]Read more "Karma du jour"
He’s not the first telegenic Christian quarterback. Remember Steve Bartkowski? There’s been plenty more since, and most were much more accomplished than Tim Tebow. So why all the fuss? The guy is totally scripted and not a very good QB. I’m sure he’s a nice guy but really, why is everyone so invested in a […]Read more "Why Tebow?"
Yes, it’s come to this: John Parr has re-recorded “St. Elmo’s Fire” as “Tim Tebow’s Fire.” When I say “St. Elmo’s Fire” is one of the worst movies ever made I mean it. I’d rank it behind only “Very Bad Things.” Let’s recap: Mare Winningham in a girdle Rob Lowe playing the sax Andrew McCarthy […]Read more "Theme song to one of worst movies ever made rewritten to salute overhyped QB"
I have no problem with the Denver quarterback, who seems genuine in his beliefs. His cult-like fans, on the other hand …Read more "It’s not Tim Tebow’s fault I’m sick of Tim Tebow"
Scott [Paterno] said that his father was disappointed and was prepared to take questions about the scandal as well as Penn State’s upcoming Big Ten game against Nebraska. With the cloud hanging over Penn State I think football should be the last thing on Joe Paterno’s mind. Related articles Penn State official wants focus on […]Read more "At best, Paterno guilty of crass insensitivity"
I’m impressed. “Detroit is home to so many great musicians and they chose Nickelback?!?!?! Does anyone even like Nickelback?,” asks Lions fan Dennis Guttman. “Is this some sort of ploy to get people to leave their seats during halftime to spend money on alcoholic beverages and concessions? This is completely unfair to those of us […]Read more "Detroit fans say no to Nickelback"
He’s 86-year-old NFL Hall of Famer Chuck Bednarik, and that’s not the only picture of him smoking both a cigar and cigarette.Read more "This man is still alive"
This pic of a Gators fan, snapped Saturday in Jacksonville, requires no explanation (via Facebook).Read more "Cap du jour"
Bocephus, fired as the Monday Night Football balladeer after comparing Obama to Hilter, plays the martyr. “After reading hundreds of e-mails, I have made MY decision,” he wrote. “By pulling my opening Oct 3rd, You (ESPN) stepped on the Toes of *The First Amendment Freedom of Speech, so therefore Me, My Song, and All My […]Read more "Another tea partier ignorant of the Constitution"