Texas Stadium will come down this spring in a “Cheddar Explosion.” That’s the name that Kraft Foods has given to its promotional campaign for the implosion of the iconic structure. In its last act of 2009, the Irving City Council on Thursday unanimously approved Kraft Foods as the official sponsor for the demolition.Read more "$ign of the times"
Awww, he looks just like a young Yuri Andropov.Read more "commie capitalists"
Deep in the bowels of the Reagan White House, the future chief justice of the Supreme Court argued against co-opting the dignity of the office. It’s refreshing to see a public official stand up against corporate interests — seriously. Too bad we have to go back 25 years to find an example: I hate to […]Read more "you can’t spell obsequious without IOU"
A few years back they sold their father’s words and image to a communications company — “I have a dream … that everyone will use Cingular wirless service.” This is worse: The family of the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. has charged the foundation building a monument to the civil rights leader on the National […]Read more "a new low for king kin"
Sullen emo (goth with less mascara and more fluid sexuality) girl and her Barbie doll mother don’t get along. Fake-tittied mom can’t understand; she’s just trying to look young so she can hang with her daughter. Besides, doesn’t she give her little princess everything she wants? After much manufactured angst, emo chick learns (is manipulated) […]Read more "mtv is evil, cont’d"
Not long ago Pete Wentz told me one’s ringtone says a lot about who they are. He even wrote a song about it. I was inspired. Finally, last week, I found my identity. “Who’s the black private dick that’s a sex machine to all the chicks?” Must be for me. Actually, I appreciated the new […]Read more "they say this cat shaft is a bad mutha …"
Radar Online’s Robert Lanham makes a strong case against millennials, who apparently think they’re as special as everyone tells them they are. Though the writer indulges in too many lame generalizations, I share his frustration with Generation Y’s unblinking surrender to commercialism. Today, when a hip band allows Outback Steakhouse to co-opt one of their […]Read more "pete wentz must die!"